If the moon is made out of cheese right...(and let's face it noone has proved otherwise yet)... and a flaming hot comet hits the moon the other side to the Earth yeah, and the moon then exploded in a hot lava-like way right, and the bits of the moon were heading for Earth right... would the bits of cheese burn in the atmosphere so we would consequentally have "raining melted cheese"?

Only I've been worrying about this for some time now and I'm not sure my umbrella is capable of withstanding loads of melted brie falling from the sky.